What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Witch you were here.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
Come witch me to the party.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.