How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.