What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.