Poor white splash.
This summer is going swimmingly.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Get in the swim this summer.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
For instant fun, just add water.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Water you doing on [date]?
Summer is just floating by.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
My moment in the sun.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!