Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.