Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Girls just wanna have sun!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
I beacha miss summer already!
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Water you doing, my friend?
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.