I’m stuck on you like igloo.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Variety is the ice of life.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
It was mitten in the stars.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
After all is sled and done.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Icy what you did there!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
The weather outside is snow joke.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.