The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Don't even chai.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
I like you a latte.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
I'm acorn-y person.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!