We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Don't even chai.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
I'm acorn-y person.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.