What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
I only have ice for you!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
I like you a latte.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
We've reached the point of snow return.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Icy what you did there!
I'm acorn-y person.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Skiing is believing!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!