What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
We make a great pear
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
You have a pizza my heart.
I think I found my perfect match
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I can heartly wait to see you.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I whale always love you.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I’m fondue you.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
I love you meow and forever.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
My love for you is like no otter.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Yoda one for me!
You're the ruler of my heart.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I “lub” you.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I loaf you.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.