You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
You’re the queen of my heart.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
You have a pizza my heart.
I fence-y you.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I'm fondue you, it's true
Yoda one for me!
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
My love for you simply radiates.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I sulfur when you argon.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I love you dairy much.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
I love you meow and forever.
I think I found my perfect match
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I whale always love you.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I dig you a hole lot.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
I think you’re dandelion.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
I “lub” you.