"Eggs-cuse me."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"Eggs love you."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"You crack me up."
"Just one hot chick."
"There's no bunny like you."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"For peep's sake."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"You're a real good egg."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"No eggs-cuses."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Happy eggster."
"Just don't carrot all."
"Having a good hare day."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline