Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Girls just wanna have sun!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
I beacha miss summer already!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Water you doing, my friend?
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.