My moment in the sun.
For instant fun, just add water.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Summer is just floating by.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Poor white splash.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Water you doing on [date]?
This summer is going swimmingly.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Get in the swim this summer.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!