What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!