How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.