Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.