Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.