What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
I can sea clearly now.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
The ocean made me salty.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Beach, please.
Seas the day.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Shell yeah.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Sea you at the beach.
Beach you to it.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Tis the sea-sun.
Whale, hello there.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Avoid pier pressure.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Water you doing?
Don't get tide down.
Tropic like it's hot.
Feeling fintastic.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Are you squiding me right now?
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.