If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Tis the sea-sun.
Sea you at the beach.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Don't get tide down.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Feeling fintastic.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Girls just wanna have sun.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Shell yeah.
The ocean made me salty.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Salty but sweet.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Are you squiding me right now?
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.