What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!