It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.