Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I’m soy into you.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
You're such a TEAse.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?