This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Here's to a big opening weekend.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?