Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Are you a red light because stop.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
So how many cats do you have?
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.