Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”