Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
I've only got three months to live.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Someone said you were looking for me.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Are you a model?
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?