Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.