You look a lot like my next victim.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a human? Just making sure.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
I'd drink your bathwater.
I dreamt about you. You died.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
How much will $20 get me?
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.