Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
You're my missing ingredient.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
So how many cats do you have?
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
You had me at taco.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!