That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Someone said you were looking for me.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
You are my butter-half!
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
You set my heart bonfire.
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!