I think we need to become better strangers.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
I think we need to become better strangers.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
We should make like your parents and split.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.