Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
We're donion rings.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.