I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Girl you are rocking this run.
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
You set my heart bonfire.
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
You really flipturn me on.
I can score from multiple positions.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
You just caused a heat wave.
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?