You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head