“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."