“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous