“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
"Don’t stay in bed unless you make money in bed." ~ George Burns
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
“People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”—Joan Rivers
"Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street." ~ Jay Leno
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams.
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” — Shaquille O’Neal
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”- Josh Billings
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
"Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate." ~ Mark Twain
“Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.” —Samuel L. Jackson
"Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to go shopping." ~ Bo Derek
“Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind." ~Kay Ingram
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
“If you think money doesn’t grow on trees, you ain’t checking every limb.” – Chamillionaire
“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.” —Addison H. Hallock
“Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence." ~Max Amsterdam
“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single” — Billy Crystal
"Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it." ~ William Somerset Maugham
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
“Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.” — Satchel Paige
“If there is a WILL, there are 500 relatives.” – Anonymous
“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back." ~Author Unknown
"We live by the golden rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~ Unknown
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.” — H. Jackson Brown Jr.
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
"I put a dollar in one of those changed machines. Nothing changed." ~ George Carlin
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer." ~Author Unknown
“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” – Anonymous
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.” – Sophie Tucker
"I’m so poor I can’t pay attention." ~ Ron Kittle
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street