“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer