"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown