“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“Monday should be optional.”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”