What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.