“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
I like you a latke!
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
Potato puns are a-peeling.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
We’re a perfect mash.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.