Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.