Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.