A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
‪My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
‪He says it’s his passion‬.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.