How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
You knead me in your loaf.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.