What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!