He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.